For the HAN!

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PS: THIS IS A CAMP THING. NOT CONTAGIOUS. LET US NOT HAVE A PLAGUE, OKAY?

PPS: Speeding things up because otherwise things are going to DRAG THE HELL OUT. And nobody wants that.

Or, what the hell Ryuuken IS to Ying.

( History. )

( Hierarchy )

( More than friends? )

Comment here (with the names of the applicable characters, because I CAN NOT for the life of me keep everyone straight) to find out what Ying thinks of you. FOR ADDED BONUS, comment by saying what your character(s) think of Ying! TWO FOR ONE.

( wtf, me )

It should be Personal Whoring Post, but I liked the alliteration. :B

ANYWAY, I comment many times with people I'd love to see in camp, but I just spout a bunch of names and nobody ever knows who I'm talking about. So now I'm going to make a list of people I would KILL to have in camp and why.

Zhuge Liang: Ying's husband and Koumei's past life. This should be a big duh right here. Where Ying has been taken from in her canon, both she and Zhuge Liang are dead, and her number one reason for wanting to leave camp is so she can be with him again. I'm not saying "KEEP YING IN CAMP!" but. Ying's husband.

Sima Yi: The strategist of the Wei kingdom and Zhuge Liang's ULTIMATE RIVAL. Someone that both Ying and Lu Xun would attempt to kill on sight. Really, we need some Wei representation in CFUD, because the Dynasty Warriors dynamic is fairly understated without that third side stirring shit up. The IDEAL situation would be if we got a Zhuge Liang and a Sima Yi. Together. ALSO DID I MENTION HE HAS CANON CROSSDRESSING?

Cao Pi: Emperor of the Wei kingdom and a COMPLETE AND TOTAL ASSHOLE. See reasons for Sima Yi about stirring shit up and multiply that by ten. That is how much shit would be stirred by a Cao Pi.

Zhen Ji: Cao Pi's wife and a bit of a bitch with big tits. Ying has one of her canon catfights with her. (The other is with Zhu Rong, but that hardly counts. Really.) Think about how Ying treats the guys who mack on her. Zhen Ji will probably be about a zillion times more underhanded and nasty about it. ZOMG.

Zhang He: I hope you guys remember him. forkbringer? I want one who isn't played by me. We need more beautywhores in camp. Srsly.

Pang Tong: One of the strategists of the Shu kingdom and a canon buddy of Zhuge Liang's. (And when I was doing the "My fanon is..." meme that got accidentally deleted, I mentioned that "My" Ying considered him her best friend.) He's laid back, he's full of snark, and if we got a good one in camp, he'd bring the WIN in his one-liners.

Liu Bei: The emperor of Shu. Is a canon crybaby and emo kid who'd punt his own son through the uprights. Read the novel sometime! Okay, so he didn't actually PUNT HIS INFANT SON, but he did throw him on the ground to show that he valued the life of his favorite (?) captain over him. Can you imagine him crying over the zombies? What about those damn punk kids who don't respect their elders? GONNA CRY, XUANDE? GONNA CRY?

Guan Yu: Liu Bei's sworn brother. Is best known for his HUGE FUCKING BEARD. I shit you not. Really, he's a pretty normal guy, but he'd be a great straight man to the DWinsanity.

Zhao Yun: One of the five Tiger Generals in Shu, and the one Liu Bei threw his son on the ground for. Totally generic hero, but once again, a great straight man to play weirdness off of.

Huang Zhong: One of the five Tiger Generals in Shu. Old geezer. REPLACEMENT FOR GRANDDAD. Need I say more?

Meng Huo: The king of the Nanmans who is COMPLETELY whipped by his wife. Also one of the most entertaining characters in the whole game. The kind of guy who'd probably try to eat his laptop before making his first post.

Zhu Rong: Meng Huo's wife. A bit more reasonable than her husband, but really, if they were both apped? EVERY POST THEY MAKE WILL BE SOLID GOLD.

MORE LATER. MAYBE.

Who?

Lady, why do you suspect Momoko?

We may as well work together this round, at least until one of us can no longer be trusted. What do you say?

Good to play again with you, Ed.

Same drill, Tian Hui?

Ed, if I can vouch for Sano, will you believe he's not the wolf you're looking for?

Seeing as how you're one of the few players present who might actually play intelligently, I might as well take the risk and seek you out, Nishi. If you want to trust me or are feeling as reckless as I am, that is.

Sano, was it?

Out of curiosity, what did the shepherd say to you when you were labeled a sheep or a wolf? What was in the e-mail, I mean.

Yuusuke, what did your first e-mail from the shepherd say? The one that labeled you a sheep or a wolf.

It's good to see you playing, Yu Long.

What do you say about working together until one of us is proven to be a wolf?

I'm feeling a bit reckless, Near. Want to work together, or at least pretend to until one or both of us is suspected of being a wolf?

So, provide a character or a pairing or two characters or a theme or anything, really, and I'll try to drabble it.

KEY WORD IS TRY.

Standard disclaimer:

If I do not interact with a character much, I probably won't know how to write them. I'll still give it a try, but the drabble will probably be horribly flat and generic, or overly out of character and crack. Most likely the former.

Also, if you request a popular pairing (or any pairing at all) that I don't follow or know much about (or even ones that I do), there will be no guarantees that it'll be hot or sexy or whatever. In fact, it'll probably be just messed up.

ON THAT NOTE, I do not do HAWT AND SEXY. If you ask for ItaNeji sex, you will most likely get something along the lines of a skullfucking.

And, speaking of which, I don't guarantee to be tasteful. RATED M FOR MATURE. THANKS.

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